In bed reading fic in the dark. Big ass spider crawls over shoulder and down arm.
I felt something fall on my arm and I brushed it off, and realized it felt like a rubber band between my fingers. and was like…WTF…and then my brain caught up and I was like OH HELLLLLL NOOOO. Shot out of bed, turned on the light, and sure enough.
Thought it was a wood spider. On closer examination?
It’s a BROWN RECLUSE.

* Do a little research on recluse spiders and you’ll understand my freak out. I already hate spiders with a passion. But a recluse? *shudders*. And this is the second recluse I’ve killed in the house this summer. NO no NOoooooooo. GET OUT.
